. A Miscommunication .

egowave: god i wish i was one of those little prehistoric snakes trapped in amber and shit

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:10:07 -0400

god i wish i was one of those little prehistoric snakes trapped in amber and shit

reallyreallyreallytrying:good news everyone i got hired by the queer eye guys. i’m gonna be the...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:09:30 -0400

good news everyone i got hired by the queer eye guys. i’m gonna be the sixth one and whenever they do a makeover i will be the one to go through the guy’s steam library and tell him which games suck

virtuous-thing: bloodytales: Teach boys about periods My mother also talked about periods to my...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:09:00 -0400

virtuous-thing:

bloodytales:

Teach boys about periods

My mother also talked about periods to my brothers.

When I first got mine I had terrible cramps. Crippling cramps. I once was camping with my family and a few of my big brother’s friends when my period came. My cramps were so bad that my mom gave me a full pain killer ( I was 13 and before that she only gave me pills cut in half).

I literally laid down on my parents’ air mattress and cried in pain for an hour before the pill kicked in.

My brothers friend came in to the big tent and I was just curled up and sobbing. Now, I was quite the tomboy and was known to rough house with my brothers and their friends and made sure I wasnt seen as just “a little girl.” So my brother’s friend was confused to see me openly weeping in the fetal position (seriously, these were the worst cramps I have had in my life. My vision went white). He asked what was wrong with me.

My big brother stood up immediately and suggested a nice long hike. During this hike I am sure he had a pretty awkward conversation with his friend explaining menstrual cramps, because when they got back the pain pill had (mostly) kicked in and I was sitting up at a table when my brother’s friend sheepishly asked me if I was feeling better. I said I was better, and he said good.

When we made s'mores that night my brother and his friend kept me well supplied with chocolate.

Making sure sons know as much about periods and menstruation as daughters makes them better brothers, better sons better fathers, and better men. A man that understands a period will not lightly accuse a woman of “being on her period” if the woman is in an argument.

Raise better sons Teach them about normal bodily functions.

HIT REBLOG PLEASE

profeminist: Tweet 1 source | Tweet 2 source Our pride is...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:06:44 -0400

profeminist:

Tweet 1 source | Tweet 2 source

Our pride is #unbreakable. Happy Pride Month!

quickweaves:I’m glad I watched this

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 10:30:29 -0400

quickweaves:

I’m glad I watched this

mityarostrokovich: So yesterday my friend and I watched Loving Vincent (an incredible movie, by the...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 10:29:11 -0400

mityarostrokovich:

So yesterday my friend and I watched Loving Vincent (an incredible movie, by the way, and the reason I’m on this van Gogh obsession lately). After it ended, we turned to each other like
a) hi im crying at how beautiful that was, how about you? yup? same
and b)
we should make a van Gogh painting right now
So we impulsively grabbed all the paint in the house, rolled out a big sheet of paper, and just dove in. This was our reference:
She mixed colors for the sky, and I made a palette for the grass.
At first, we tried to match van Gogh’s style as closely as possible. This corner was decidedly a success.
She was a bit nervous to undertake the bold swirly tree in the middle, but I’d say it turned out great 👌👌
At some point, though, we realized other influences might have been creeping in. These flowers? Solidly Monet.
These? I don’t even know what style they are but they are my children and I love them
In total, this took us about 4 hours, give or take. We had to stop when it turned midnight, bc…… sleep.
It didn’t end up looking exactly like van Gogh’s original (or even very much like it, for that matter), but as he himself said, “what is done in love is well done,” and we certainly made this with love and enjoyed the process immensely.
And, if I may say so myself, it’s not bad for a first time.

dude-thats-my-bea: i may be many things but at least i’m not a sackville-baggins

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 09:19:11 -0400

dude-thats-my-bea:

i may be many things but at least i’m not a sackville-baggins

quotemadness: “My wish for you is that you continue. Continue to be who and how you are, to...

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 14:07:32 -0400

quotemadness:

“My wish for you is that you continue. Continue to be who and how you are, to astonish a mean world with your acts of kindness. Continue to allow humor to lighten the burden of your tender heart.”

— Maya Angelou

hutchj: meanmediummode: winterhalters: 3 hours of sleep: I’m exhausted 8 hours of sleep: I’m...

Tue, 19 Jun 2018 23:36:03 -0400

hutchj:

meanmediummode:

winterhalters:

3 hours of sleep: I’m exhausted

8 hours of sleep: I’m exhausted

16 hours of sleep: I’m exhausted

That’s depression babe!

hotcommunist: hotcommunist: hotcommunist: hotcommunist: some asshole: you can’t just say...

Tue, 19 Jun 2018 23:30:20 -0400

hotcommunist:

hotcommunist:

hotcommunist:

hotcommunist:

some asshole: you can’t just say everything is gay because-

me, pointing to a big lobster I’ve just seen scuttle under a big rock: lesbian

same asshole: actually animals don’t have a concept of-

me, gently holding the lobster claw: wife

still the same asshole, trembling in fear: why does your beautiful lobster wife have a hammer

my beautiful lobster wife: *kills him*

me: oh fuck I need to pay rent :/

my beautiful lobster wife, who has doubled in size from how much I love her: *eats my landlord*

good-rwbyaus: fire-incarnate: validwoffantribes: zirconshippi...

Tue, 19 Jun 2018 23:29:49 -0400

good-rwbyaus:

fire-incarnate:

validwoffantribes:

zirconshipping-courtshipping:

prismatic-bell:

theiceanddragonqueen:

meme-intern-of-shield:

alicemadnessliddell:

otomeboyimagines:

cvs-store:

takashi0:

h-cilantro:

rootintootinrasputin:

herongale:

youkoofthelovespot:

sparklefairydust:

askthegrandhighboob:

fullofsinfullust:

zzazu:

trenzalord:

geometricdeathtrap:

pugsies:

PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD.

Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles
and capping it up - leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, on driveways etc. just waiting for you to pick it up intending to put it in the rubbish, but you’ll never make it!!!

If the bottle is picked up, and the bottle is shaken even just a little - in about 30 seconds or less it builds up enough gas which then explodes with enough force to remove some your extremities. The liquid that comes out is
boiling hot as well.

Don’t pick up any plastic bottles that may be lying in your yards or in the gutter, etc.

Pay attention to this. A plastic bottle with a cap. A little Drano. A little water. A small piece of foil.
Disturb it by moving it; and BOOM!! No fingers left and other serious effects to your face, eyes, etc.

Please ensure that everyone that may not have email access are also informed of this.

Snopes confirms.

I’ve dealt with these before. If you find one:

Do not touch it

Do not touch it

Clear the area around it. It will explode on its own in time.

Once it explodes, do not make contact with the liquid inside. If needed, flush it away with large amounts of water.

Do not try to detonate it. You’ll probably be disfigured.

I’ve seen what these can do. The acidic liquid inside can strip the paint off a car.

when i visited vancouver these were everywhere. it’s not a fucking joke they’re actually scary

Just a reminder that there are awful shitty people out there doing awful shitty things to everyone else

there was a bunch of these at disneyland

i found one in my back yard, when i let my dogs out, i pulled them back inside, took my cousins bb shotgun and shot it from a safe distance (i was in my house and shot from the screen door. When it went off, my family and neighbors came running to see if everything was ok. I told them what happened and to watch out for them.

These things are not a joke! When we went to check the damage there was a fucking hole in the ground. The dirt in my yard is like CLAY.

This shit is bad news

PLEASE DON’T BE AN ASSHAT. PLEASE DON’T LEAVE BOMBS IN PEOPLE’S YARDS.

Please spread this information!

the one fucking time I actually will signal boost cuz I didn’t know about this and would never ever wanna learn about it first hand

we actually had the bomb squad called to our house for something like this and it totally ruined the paint on my big bro’s car. :c

@takashi0

Shared before, but sharing again.

this isnt my blog type but its really important

Please be aware and be careful. These can harm people, pets, property and wildlife.

If you see one, keep your distance and wait for it to go off on its own.

My brother delt with one by putting a large metal bowl over it, but that’s extremely dangerous as well.

Be safe please.

SIGNAL BOOST. I HAVEN’T SEEN THESE BUT WILL KEEP A LOOK OUT.

[My chemistry professor told us about these this week because we’ve been learning about the main ingredient in Draino, Sodium Hydroxide.]

LET THE WORLD KNOW!!!

I’m on mobile and can’t link, but Snopes confirms. If you see one, call the police. These are DANGEROUS.

THIS ISNT FOLLOWING MY BLOG THEME BUT ITS VERY IMPORTANT!

Careful y’all

Stay safe everyone

AAAAAAHHHH!!! WHY!!!?!?!?!?!

maybe-you-need-this: (Source)

Tue, 19 Jun 2018 20:32:10 -0400

maybe-you-need-this:

(Source)

deebott: anexperimentallife: The director of cybersecurity from...

Tue, 19 Jun 2018 20:31:31 -0400

deebott:

anexperimentallife:

The director of cybersecurity from the Electronic Freedom Foundation is offering to help women who have been threatened with compromise of their devices.

I’m about to email them.

Photo

Tue, 19 Jun 2018 20:27:10 -0400

frenchinhale2: vampireapologist: notworblacosplay: slytherinco...

Tue, 19 Jun 2018 20:26:48 -0400

frenchinhale2:

vampireapologist:

notworblacosplay:

slytherinconservative:

im-just-a-reaction:

cinnaluna:

This person…. fixes butterflies….. 🦋

Amazing

every time you reblog this post, another butterfly flutters for the first time

CONTACT CEMENT, I’M TELLING YOU

this is one of the most gentle demonstrations of kindness I’ve ever seen. has me tearing up haha bye

Cries

turing-tested: turing-tested: turing-tested: this is...

Tue, 19 Jun 2018 20:23:21 -0400

turing-tested:

turing-tested:

turing-tested:

this is literally so fucking funny

im really not even mad because only LGBT people can be this funny so i know my $5 is in good, gay, hands

thefingerfuckingfemalefury: asymbina: between-stars-and-waves: ...

Tue, 19 Jun 2018 20:19:30 -0400

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

asymbina:

between-stars-and-waves:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

reverend-spines:

captain-forehead:

the-sunshine-cult:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

blackness-by-your-side:

this 👆🏾

Do these straight people just like

Not actually comprehend anything happening right in front of them

heteronormativity is a hell of a drug

May I add:

Once on Facebook I mentioned getting married at a big mad max themed campout. One of the guys that regularly attends told me to take my wife to visit his camp for a drink. I told him my husband, actually.

And he then said “wow, I’m sorry, I’ve never met a girl named dave before! Now I’ve seen everything.”

This dude thought I was a girl name David before he thought I was a gay man. Straight people are wild.

“I’ve never met a girl named Dave before”

jesus wept O.O

😆

stick a fork in me, I’m DONE

Artist: Literally draws another woman eating Sappho’s pussy

A Clueless Fool: look at these best buddies just hanging out enjoying the single life

danggeun: 님아, 그 강을 건너지 마오. (2014)These 100-year-old lovebirds...

Tue, 19 Jun 2018 20:15:02 -0400

danggeun:

님아, 그 강을 건너지 마오. (2014)
These 100-year-old lovebirds (조병만 and 강계열) have been married for 76 years.

Marriage goal. 나도 이렇게 살고싶고 사랑하고싶다 헐..눈물난다 ㅠㅠ

sweetbonbonqueen:Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42...

Tue, 19 Jun 2018 20:14:33 -0400

sweetbonbonqueen:

Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

lavender-lunar-witch: busybeatalks: Portrait of Anastasia in...

Sun, 17 Jun 2018 16:58:55 -0400

lavender-lunar-witch:

busybeatalks:

Portrait of Anastasia in the Appalachian Mountains by busybeatalks: May 25th, 2017

(Reblog only. Do not save/use without my consent.)

Do i reblog this every time i see it? Yes i do.